I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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