I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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