I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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