You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Randomize
