You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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