Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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