I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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