Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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