Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Randomize
