Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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