I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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