Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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