Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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