Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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