The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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