Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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