I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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