Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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