She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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