There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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