he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
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