His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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