this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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