Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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