I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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