At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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