is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
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WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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