If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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