she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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