two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?