Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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