I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
There's always time for handjobs
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
i think my cat just said my name.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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