I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Randomize
