what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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