So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
