Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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