Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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