May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I didn't notice because vodka
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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