last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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