so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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