I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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