There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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