I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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