Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
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