I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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