Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
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Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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