So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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