Dual....:-)
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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