I smell stomach acid.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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