So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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