3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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