i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
This is not my ceiling
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
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They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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