ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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