I just gift wrapped bread.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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