Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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