so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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